BlackCaliber's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Autumn Tree]

Not a bad interperatation.

You seem like you really did your research but I think you tried a little too hard in some areas. The overall story and the way you portrayed it was well-developed and it had a very intense impact. The art was decent and the animation was smooth. The voices were pretty insincere but your use of music was good. Not that it matters (considering this is your own interperatation) but the two boys responsible, though rumored, actually thought Marilyn Manson was lame (I read it in the book "Parental Advisory" which is about music cencorship in America). The movie well done overall though I really don't think the people affected by the tragedy would truly approve of this production.

[21 OClockStreetTheMovie 1]

Just when I started to hate this crap...

...You totally blew me away! I see this crap like Lock Legion and Star Syndicate movies and they suck out of control. However, this is the original and you display it how it should be: simple and funny and animated to perfection. I thought it was hilarious the way you portrayed drama into it. It got really intense and then you just think to yourself "Dude... it's freak'n fruit, man!" and can't help but laugh your ass off. The music (though I was not a huge fan of ALL of it) was great the way you used it. I loved how the plot unfolded and the end of the final chapter brought it all together (just for the record the White Stripes are my favorite band). You've given me a whole new look on clocks. There's hope after all. You get a 5.

[The Paperclip]

Simple animation is what flash is all about

I liked the simplicity. Though the animation suffered slightly, the cartoon itself was fun to watch because it wasn't too cluttered. The music was clever in the way it went along with the movie. The style of humor was chaotic and random which made me laugh. The big green Hulk picture totally stood out with the simple black and white character punching him but it only added to the randomness. Overall a half decent movie with a clever style and obvious work put into it. Considering the effort, I think that's enough to earn you a 5.

RareFactory responds:

yeah, everyone mentions the Hulk, but I'm glad you liked it. Thank's for the 5 man!

[Death of Billy's Lass]

Nice style

I liked the dark (Tim Burton inspired?) style. Was that music the Danny Elfman Sleepy Hallow? The cartoon had a feel between Sleepy Hallow and The Nightmare Before Christmas. Not bad at all.

[Nutsy & Klutsy: Ep. 1]

A masterpiece in the way of Ren & Stimp

Beautiful. I've never mourned over a hemeroid before. Pure genious. I can tell it was at least partially inspired by Ren & Stimpy (oh how I miss it) but a little more extreme. Good art and hilarious concepts. Keep up the good work or I'll eat your babies.

[The Thinking Impaired ep3]

Best episode yet!

Being Smitty's brother, I figured I'd review this work of art (and also because one of you reviewed my horrible monstrosity of nature I called Stick Wars). Well the series is officially a series. By that I mean you have everything that makes one great. You have defining characters, you have a simple yet original flair, humor, and jokes that you'd only understand from seing previouse episodes ("Mmm... cupcakes." "Mama."). I am going to give you some constructive critisism... thinking... thinking... damn. My mind has gone blank. Either this cartoon is flawless or it's because I'm related to my brother. I just hope he doesn't ask me to be the best man when he marries that cow.

Sirklawd responds:

hahaha thanks dude.

[Piconjo: The Epic Kiss 9]

Get a life

Dude you are by first the worst animator one newgrounds. Sure I only have one crappy movie on here but there's three differences.

-I'm only 15 years old
-That was my first flash movie ever
-Though it sucked horribly, it still "pwned" all of your crap

You need originality, artistic ability and taste, a life, and to go through puberty. Then maybe you'll be somewhere.

...Oh yeah the 1 I gave you for humor was from the amusment I had voting 0 for yet another one of your sub par monstrosities.

[Robins Revenge]

Sub Par

I always loved Robing over Batman (Dick Grayson especially). I loved the idea that Robin became Batman when the original Batman retired one way or the other. However, it was poorly exacuted. The art wa great though, like many, you got a little carried away with the gradient fills. However, the action was too slow and there was very little plot. Work on this idea, make it longer, get some better music (what ever happened to the classic Danny Elfman from the Tim Burton movies?), and you'll have something nice. Good effort. For that you get a 5.

sweet-kat22 responds:

I found this one of the best reviews I have gotten, thanks for the comments and criticism.