BlackCaliber's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Steven Seagal Show #2]

"Where all the white women at?"

Once again you've managed to improve upon perfection.

[Jack Matthews]

I loved where it was going.

I'd love to see the finished product (hint hint).

[the Last of the Dashkin]

Beautiful

I can see the series is taking on a new direction. The new focus on story is a welcome addition not to say I didn't like the small vignettes. Now that we've been introduced to the creatures however, it's great to see how they mingle. The tragedy behind Bitey was a surprise. It's like I found out a friend of 6 years is actually a manic depressive. The voice acting was top notch although the animation seemed to be more simplified. That isn't necessarily bad. If you can squeeze the cartoons out faster, the quality in this episode was more than adequate. Hell, that one sillouette shot almost makes me want to buy a t-shirt.

[Batman: Bright Day]

The cartoon was decent but the website is terrible

Not your best work but it was charming. However, the website is ridiculous. Heath Ledger did a good job but most of the reason his character was so well recieved was because of the infamy surrounding it. I don't like them recasting characters period but you can't just retire a character because the actor is gone. He was a different Joker but some day he will be done even better.

[The Ballad of CrippleKane]

I really loved it.

The art was reminiscent of Samurai Jack and the music was catchy. I also loved the character design with the spare legs on the side of his horse and the shot composition was great. Really fun movie.

[Junior]

I love this series.

The repeated themes are fantastic and the characters are awesome. I'd like to see Jerry come back somehow. He was a lovable character.

[Facebook Twitter]

Huh...

Something was different the second time I watched it. Can't quite put my finger on it...

Honestly, I loved this though. Your dialogue is actually one of my favorite parts of your cartoons so I didn't mind the long conversation. I kind of liked the original ending because it was more open ended. You should have put the impaled one as an easter egg at the end. Just a thought. Love it though.

[Awesome Cracks Down]

Actually...

... I just bought this game a month or two ago because I really wanted to try it. I hate Halo anyway. Your animation quality has improved but the humor didn't really do anything for me.

[Misinterpretive Porn Star]

Every time I watch it...

... I find it even funnier! I could understand why you weren't happy with it the first time I saw it but now I just love it. I think the fact that your family did the voices makes it funnier. It's actually some of the most proffesional voice work I've heard on this entire site. I wish I could convince my mom to do the voice of a cartoon porn star. If I asked she'd probably make me memorize the bible... no lie.

[Pokemon: The Lost Ending]

Seriously...

... what the fuck was he thinking? At some point during this battle of the century Ash decides "Putting myself between two flying balls of antimatter would be a good idea!" Great piece though. Short and hilarious.